"The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, 
whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too." (Anton Chekhov)
 
"It's not the people who are in prison worry me. It's the people who aren't." 
(Arthur Gore)
 
"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." 
(George Bernard Shaw)
 
"When you see what some women marry, you realise how they must hate to work for a 
living." (Helen Rowland)
 
"You mean apart from my own?" (Zsa Zsa Gabor, asked how many husbands she had had)

Russian MPs have given a final warning to TV stations to cut back on violent shows like the Simpsons if they want to avoid censorship.

State Duma deputies overwhelmingly voted for a motion warning television channels to cut down on the amount of violence they show.

The resolution was approved by a 417-1 landslide.

It called on television companies to avoid promoting a "cult of violence and cruelty".

The move came after the Simpsons was given a hard core adults-only rating and blamed for corrupting Russian schoolchildren and degrading family values.

"They found the Simpsons were crammed with violent and aggressive episodes. These cartoons also introduce antagonism between children and parents."

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